Dua-e-subha!!

"Ya ALLAH Teri Naimatain Mujhay Teri Yaad Se Ghafil Na Karen,
Or
Teri Aazmaish Mujhay Teri Rehmat Se Mayoos Na Kary."

(AAMEEN)

Subha Bakhair !

Zuban ka istimal soch samajh kar karain,
Chand alfaz insaan ki poori zindagi badl kr rkh dety hein,,
Jaisy k,
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"Qabool Hai"
"Qabool Hai"
"Qabool Hai"...!

SADQA jab insan apny  haath sy nikalta hai to....SADQA us waqt 5 jumaly kehta hai...

(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.

(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.

(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon ga.

(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.

(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.

Achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai..

" ZARA GOR KAREN "

Duniya k andr deen nahi balke
deen k andr dunya hy.

Gunah pr tabiyat khud chalti hy
magr
neki pr tabiyat ko Lana prta hy.

Aaj amal hy, koi hisab nahi,
kal hisab hoga, koi amal nahi.

Aaj aik Aansu ka Qatra dozakh ki aag k samandar ko bujha skta hy,
kal
Aansu k samandar se dozakh ki aag ki aik chingaari bhi nahi bujh skti..
Ay Allah hum sb ko naik amal krne ki taufeeq ata farma,
Aameen.

'Assalam o alekum '
Sub Insan Murda hen Zinda wo hen jo Ilm wale hen, sub Ilm wale soye hue hen bedar wo hen jo Amal wale hen, Tamam Amal wale ghatey me hen faidy me wo hen jo Ikhlas wale hen, sub Ikhlas wale khatre me hen sirf wo Kamyab hen jo Takabuer se Pak hain...! Allah rab ul izzat hm sbko takabur se bachaye or naik amal karny ki tofeq dy aamin     

BEKAAR HAI :-

1. wo daulat jis ki ZAKAT ada na ho,

2. wo insan jis ka IKHLAQ na ho,

3. wo parda jis me HAYA na ho,

4. wo ibadat jis me IKHLAS na ho,

5. Wo dil jis me EHSAAS na ho,

6. Wo Apna jis me Wafa na ho,

7. Wo husn jis me Sadgi na ho

8. Wo hukmran jo aadil na ho,

9. wo zindgi jis me Islam na ho,

10.wo dost jis me sachai na ho

11. BEKAAR hai wo mehfil jis me
ZIKR-e-ALLAH OR ZIKR-e- MUSTAFA (salalla.ho.alhe.walhe.wasalam) na ho.

Agha Khan Hospital me vacancy ayi ha
Rs. 25,000 salary ha

Bs

Shakal dikha kr
mareez behosh karna ha

Jaldi form bhar do
Ap ka selection tu pakka ha.;->

Aik boorhi aurat ka gas ka bil 50lakh aa gaya..

Boorhi aurat gas ka bill le ke gas ke complain office pohchi aur boli...

Oye beghairton... Oye kamino..
Mujhe ye batao jahannum ki aag ke liye gas ka pipe kia mere ghar se ja raha hai???  :p

Aesi konsi cheez hay jo inasan achanak khata hay Lekin uska Roza Nahi Toot'ta?
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Chamaat:-P

Dada: puttar zara andar se mere Daant le aa

Pota: Dada g abhi roti to bani hi nhi,
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Dada: puttar roti nhi khani,Teri Dadi naraz hy usko smile deni hy..:p

1947 Ki
Azadi

1965 Ki
Jung

1971 K
Bangla Desh Ki Judai

1977 K
Marshal Law

1999 K
Hangami Halat

2002 Ki
Amrican War

2005 K
Zalzaly

2010 Ka
Selab

2011 Ki
Mehngai
Bhok
Pyas
Khud Kush &
Drone Hamly
Or
Load Sheding
Me
Bachny Wali Qoam Ko 5
din pehly

JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARAK HO ..
;) :p 8-)

Yaad hai Bachpan
main hum Eid
Cards dete the,.
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Chalo aaj usi tarah
Aap ko wish kartay hain.
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"Garam garam
roti tori nahi jati,
apse dosti chori
nahi jati"
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"Meri or mere ghr
walo ki taraf se
apko or ap k ghr
walo ko dili eid
mubrk qubol ho"
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"Siwayan paki hen
sb ne chakhi hen"

"Yaar tm q ro rhy ho
Tmhary lie b rkhi hen"
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"Chawal chunte
chunte neend agai"

"Subha uth k
dekha to Eid agai"
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"Eid aie haI atak atak
k Aap chal rahy
hain matak matak k"

Amazing Na,

Yaqeenan aap ko
apna bachpan
yaad aa gaya ho ga,?

E!D mubrak

Tumhara behtareen Hum Nasheen kaun hai?

Jo Tumhare tamam Aayb Jan kar Bhi Hameisha Tumhare Sath Rahe,

Aur Be-shak Wo Tumhara Parwerdigaar Hai!

Steps of growth:

Male:
Bacha
Larka
No'jawan
Mard
Boorha.

And in females:
Bachi
Bachi
Bachi
Bachi
Anty  :D

Columbus ne shadi Nahi ki isi liye america dhoond liya..

Q K

Us se kisi ne ye Nahi poocha..:x

1- Kahan ja rahe hain.??%-)

2- Kis liye..?:>

3- Kis k saath..?%-)

4- Main bhi chalti hoon..:p:)

5- Wapis kab Aayen gay..??:(

6- Ghar reh k hi dhoond lo america..:/

7- Acha bachon ko hi ley jao..;)

8- Mere liye kiya lao gay..??:*

9- Pohanch k fone karna..:-@

10- Wapsi pe dahi lete Aana....!

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,

Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi.

Kismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam...

SHAKAL to dhul jay gi

  Agar kisi k paas
  sab kuch ho to
  Dunia jalti hai..
  Agar kisi k paas
  kuch Na ho to
  Dunia Hansti hai..
  Mere paas aap ke
  lye DUA hy jis k
  lye Dunia tarasti
  hy..
  Allah..aap k
*Naam main
*Kaam main
*Ghar main
*Ezat main
*Sehat main
*Jaan main
*Maal main

  Hamesha Khair o
  Barkat Ata farmae
  aur Aap ko
  Hamesha TANDRUST   aur SALAMAT rakhy.
     A A M E E N..
Dua me yad rakhna

Hajaj bin Yousuf ne apne dour k mash'hoor Tabib se Frmaish ki k ,mujhe "Tib"ki kuch Achi  "baaten"bta0!

"Tabib ne kaha
1) Gosht sirf jawaan janwar ka khao

2) Jub dopahr ka khana khao,
to thora time so Jao,
or
shaam ka khana kha kr chalo, chahy tumhain kanto'n pr chalna pare,
3) Jb tk pait ki pehli ghiza hazam na krlo,
doosra "khana" na khao, Bhaly tumhe "3" din hi Q na lag jayen,
4) Jb tk "baituL'khaLa" na jao,
sonay k leye "bister" pr na jao,
5) Phal ko us k mosam k shoro may khao Jb mosam jane lage tu phal khana chor do,
6) Khana kha kr paani
pene se behtar hai
zeher pee lo ya phir khana hi na khao.

Attention plz

Attention plz Ap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mu Say Suna hoga. "chal bey" Aksar log is ko kasrat say istamal krty hain. Mgr Aj Tk Bohot kam Log is ki History janty hain. Hm b aksr Auqat bila Soche Smje Apni Guftgu May Iska Istmal Krte hn aur Hamain Andaza B Nhi hota k Hm kya keh Rhe hain Asal me "chal bey" Farsi Zaban ka Word he aur Iss ka Matlab he "chal bey" hahahaha" tawjjo sy prhne ka shukria....:)* 


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<( (> 1 bar pir chal bey...

Parents

Lambi uraan se apne ghonsle me loti chiriya se uske bachon ne pocha:
Maa asman kitna bara hy?
Chirya ne bachon ko apne paron me samet'te hoey kaha:
So jao mere bacho, wo mere paron se chota hy.
"It's true.. nothing in the world is bigger then shelter of Parent's Lap".
So take care of PARENTS.